My Pilot Frixion has failed again. After only three days, the refill’s tip broke again. Three measly days! Sometimes, I ask myself why I act like Megatron, or any other cartoon villain form the 80s; so patient, so understanding of their underlings incompetence that they’d accept them the next episode even if they say something to the effect of, “You fail me yet again, Starscream.” But this won’t happen again. Off to the disused pens pile with this one! Along with the feathered pen (that was cute at first, annoying to write with afterwards), pens with missing or mismatched caps, and the multicolored ones with the jammed retracting mechanisms (because you thought two could fit into one hole so they’d write at the same time).
Heh-heh. Two in one hole.